London Funk by Vilhelm Parfumerie bottle
Vilhelm Parfumerie

London Funk

3.4/5 · 448 votes Unisex 2021
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Character

Longevity3.5/5
Sillage2.8/5
Day99
Night55
Spring100
Summer91
Fall86
Winter45
Our take

London Funk opens with a brisk slap of green juniper and basil, a citrusy bergamot that feels more bitter than bright, and a whisper of cardamom that never quite warms up. This is not a sunny courtyard. It is the damp, mineral air of a London alley after a spring shower, where crushed herbs and wet stone mingle with something subtly animalic. The heart is a surprise: cassis brings a tart, almost metallic berry note, while driftwood lends a dry, splintered texture. As it dries down, vetiver and mate anchor the composition in earthy, tea-like bitterness, with cedar and sandalwood providing a quiet woody skeleton and ambergris adding a faint salty sheen.

The overall character is a single, vivid image: a cracked leather journal left out in the rain, its pages stained with crushed basil and muddy earth, the ink bleeding into faint sweetness. This is a niche creation through and through, natural-feeling but not photorealistic, more abstract than literal. It is fresh, green, and brisk, but never sweet or heavy. The low sillage (2.79) and moderate longevity (3.46) mean it stays close to the skin, a personal scent rather than a broadcast.

Who should wear this? Anyone who prefers subtle, complex green scents over loud projections. It suits a quiet afternoon reading in a park, a spring walk in the city, or an intimate dinner al fresco. Who should skip? Those who crave warmth, sweetness, or any kind of floral comfort. The funk in the name is more about understated edge than actual grime, but if you want easy compliments, look elsewhere. Would this really evoke London for someone who knows its layered, wild humidity? Yes, if you focus on the wet concrete and crushed herbs, not the blooming gardens.

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