Nobody opens champagne at eleven o'clock on a February night. Nobody pours a whisky at a beach lunch. The drinks have their hours, everyone knows the hours, and nobody ever had to be told.
It turns out the fragrances keep the same schedule. We took every fragrance in the catalogue built on one of eight drink notes, 395 of them with enough votes behind the score to read, and looked at what the community had said about season and time of day. Whiskey averages 88 out of 100 for winter and 82 for night. Champagne runs the other way, 67 for summer and 94 for daytime. Cognac, rum, brandy, red wine, absinthe and vodka fall between the two in that order, which is roughly the order you would line them up behind a bar. Nobody planned that. It fell out of the votes.
The same axis shows up in who the bottles are sold to. Of the 34 whiskey fragrances that clear our vote floor and a 3.9 rating, 16 are marketed to men and 18 as unisex. None to women. Champagne runs the exact reverse, 17 of its 22 are women's. Women's fragrances are the largest of the three groups across the whole catalogue, so the whiskey split runs backwards against the shelf it sits on.
The method, once, so the rest of the page can get on with it. Rankings are average rating from real wearers, restricted to fragrances with at least 300 votes, so a handful of reviews cannot lift anything to the top. The season and time-of-day figures are voted rather than measured: they record when wearers say they reach for a bottle, which is not the same as when it performs best. We have not smelled any of these side by side. Nothing on this page claims a fragrance smells like the drink in its note list. It says the note is listed, and it says what the people wearing it reported.
What to look for
At the cold end, look for the drink note sitting with leather, tobacco and cedar, and expect a winter evening. At the warm end, look for musk, jasmine and grapefruit, and expect daylight. If you want the middle, go to rum: it is where most of this catalogue lives, and more than half of its strong entries are unisex.